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PITA Handout 2

PITA Handout 2

The PITA Types

From The PITA Principle: How to work with and avoid becoming a Pain In The Ass

JIST Publishing, 2009


The Sealed PITA (has no opening) = non-self aware, externalizer, defensive, no ownership, Doesn’t receive feedback well, plays victim, passive aggressive    (Marie Barone – Raymond;  Lilleth – Cheers)

 

The Over-stuffed PITA = domineering, conceited, self-absorbed, egomania, attention getting     (Frazier Crane - Cheers, Frazier; Alex P. Keaton - Family Ties)

 

The Sloppy PITA  = disorganized, pack rat, free associates, no rhyme or reason, fire-ready-aim    (Oscar - The Odd Couple;  Dupree – You, me, & Dupree;  Ally Sheedy – The Breakfast Club)

 

The Crusty PITA = cynic, negative, overly critical, demeaning, curmudgeon, grouchy                 (Archie Bunker - All in the Family;  Stanley Hudson – The Office)

 

The Soggy PITA = wimpy, whining, soft, needy, doesn’t confront directly (talking behind backs), trouble with handling adversity, (George - Seinfeld;  Ross - Friends; Greg Focker – Meet the Parents)

 

The Make-Your-Own PITA (RIGID) =  rigid, anal-retentive, perfectionistic, my way or the highway, doesn't compromise (Monica – Friends; Felix Ungar – The Odd Couple)

 

The Royal PITA = Entitled, self-centered, ego-centric, used to getting royal treatment, expects things to come to him (Sharpay Evans – High School Musical; Ferris Bueller – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off)